Unique Pet Gifts on Amazon – Weird, Wacky, and Wonderful Finds

Amazon has some seriously weird crap for sale. Did you know you can even buy a casket to be buried in? What?! But I digress. The real treasures on Amazon are in their array of unique pet gifts! Because, if you are anything like my Mom and Dad, the largest part of your budget goes directly to fund your obsession with your furry or feathered companion, anyway.

So along these lines, I enlisted the help of my Mom to come up with a list of the coolest (or strangest) unique pet gifts on Amazon.

Disclosure: Some of the links below are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, I will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase.

Pet Costumes 

It’s no secret that I love to dress up. And why wouldn’t I? I am obviously adorable in anything I choose to wear!

But, here’s the thing. Even I think this can go a little far sometimes… For example, check out some of the more questionable pet costumes that Amazon has to offer:

There is the Crazy pet afro, the Donald Trump Cat Costume, and the Pet Rockstar Guitar Player Costume.

And this one. Just, no words.

Toys

• For you poor felines with those annoying canines in your life that never seem to calm down, try one of these! The iFetch interactive dog toy keeps the simple-minded dogs occupied so that you can go about your business of ruling the household.

• Then there is the cat laptop scratching pad. Because what cat doesn’t like to play on a fake computer, right?

• Of course, for dogs you can always just give them a ball to play with. So why not give them  a ball shaped like lips?

• Just in case your feline friend gets a terrible case of the zoomies, you can always toss them into this exercise wheel.

• Ready for a walk, but the weather is less than ideal? Just grab your umbrella! Gee, I wish I had this last winter when it was snowing outside!

Random Unique Pet Gifts on Amazon

• You can always spend your hard-earned money on Dog Nail Polish. Because that is such a productive use of your free time.
• Has your poor pet had a long week? Is there a big pawty planned for the weekend? No problem. Just order them some Catnip infused Cat Wine or some Bowser Beer for Dogs, and you’ll be all set!
• And what’s a pawty without some awesome music? You must check out this CD Songs to Make Dogs Happy. Oh, my. Surely the canines aren’t this simple minded. Go ahead and give “Squeaky-Deakey” a listen. It’ll haunt your dreams forever. Please, just don’t ask me how I know this.
• Is your dog hungry? No problem! Just give him a nice juicy burger and fries. And don’t forget to top it with some Petchup! Would you like some pancreatitis or diabetes to go with that order?

• And if you need to give your furry friend a bath, don’t forget to dry them off after. Mom, I dare you to pet me in one of these things. I just dare you.

• Of course, with Social Media being such a huge deal, it’s always important to be prepared with your selfie-stick. Smile for your Instagram shot!

Books

There are lots of great pet books out there. But some of them are just a little off-beat. These titles get a special mention for creativity and fun!

• How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
• I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
• I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs
• Sorry I Humped Your Leg: (and Other Letters from Dogs Who Love Too Much)
• Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

Unique Pet Gifts on Amazon for Pet Lovers

Okay, so not every cool gift has to be for the animal. Every once in a while our human pawrents deserve a gift of their own (as if our presence isn’t presents enough!).

• From Cat-Opoly to Exploding Kittens  (don’t let the name deter- it’s actually quite fun!) to the Pick a Dog Card Game, there are plenty of pawesome games out there to keep the family entertained.
• What about this?

     No. You’re delusional.

• Have you ever felt guilty that you can’t lick your cat back? Well, not to fear! Amazon has you covered! Just check out the picture in the link of the man and his cat. I’m thinking this guy is single and going to stay that way.

• And if any of you happen to have useless humans that don’t remember to feed you every day, you must insist that they get one of these Did You Feed the Dog? sliders. Made especially for the stupid humans in your life!
• Don’t forget about that special crazy cat lady (ahem – Mom). Here is an action figure just to honor her! Very unrealistic. Only comes with six cats.

• To put in your mouth and chew. Because who doesn’t find this appetizing?

Conclusion

Okay, so I don’t have to delve deeply into the mysteries of the universe all the time (like, why does my poop keep disappearing?). Sometimes it’s just fun to see some of the strange or questionable things out there. So the next time you get bored, go check out some of the unique pet gifts on Amazon. I think you’ll be entertained. And, Mom, after learning about some of the cool stuff out there, I think you’ve been holding out on me!

Until next time… Keeping Pebbles Strong!