Real men love cats, despite what popular opinion says. Surely you’ve heard all the stereotypes. Cats are for women, wimps, and geeks. Cats are aloof, untrainable, uncaring creatures that will suck your baby’s breath during the night. Well, lets finally put an end to all that nonsense, shall we? The truth is, felines have appeal for even the manliest of men. So whether your favorite movie is The Notebook, or whether you laughed when Ol’ Yeller died, this cat’s for you!
First World Cat Problems. The struggle is real. Some days are just frustrating, ya know what I mean? I’m sure you think I have the purrfect life. You would be right. Most of the time. But there are just some days that I want to throw up my paws and yowl.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m generally not a fan of complaining. But, let’s be honest. Sometimes you just have to vent. And, dear pawsies, today is one of those days. So here is a list of some of the top first world cat problems my fur siblings and I must endure.
To understand cat people there are only a couple of things you need to know. First, yes, they are a little crazy, and, yes, they fully embrace it. Second, they are passionate about their felines, to put it mildly. They may jokingly complain about all the havoc their furry companion wreaks on a daily basis. But if you even think about saying anything sincerely negative about any cat that has ever lived, prepare for a firestorm of crazy to be unleashed upon your head, the force of which you can’t even imagine. You’ve been warned.
Being in the “cat people” club is considered an honor by all who are admitted (by feline standards, of course). And it is indeed a club. You can go to the farthest corners of the planet, not knowing a living soul. If you happen upon a fellow feline fanatic, there is an instant bond that outsiders just can’t understand. So in order to reinforce those bonds (and give the crazy cat people something to talk about), here are ten things that only cat people will understand.